M249 Saw + Get out of Jail Free Card

[Kenadian]

What would you do if you were armed with an M249 Saw, had one full magazine and had a Get out of Jail Free Card that meant you could do whatever you wanted and not pay the consequences?

A Co-Worker and I were joking about this yesterday but it was an interesting conversation.

If you were to start shooting, where would you start and who would you most likely start with?

BTW this is meant to be a fun topic; we at Fragtard.net do not encourage nor condone mass murder or genocide :icon_wink:

 

[mondo]

Choices, choices. So many people are so deserving yet so little ammunition.

 

[Engnr]

How many bullets in a magazine?

 

[Kenadian]

I believe it comes in both 100 and 200 rounds but don't quote me on that.

For the sake of argument, we'll go with 100 rounds.

 

[JohnnyK]

99 Canadians and 1 clown.

 

[Ninja-n00b]

uh...does it have to be people??? can't it be harmless animals...like seals or something of that nature....

 

[Engnr]

Hmm then Congress is out of the question, I guess I will settle for the Senate. Now once they pass term limit restrictions, then I will look elsewhere.

 

[LeJerk]

99 Canadians and 1 clown.

Why the 1 clown?

 

[Ogami Itto]

Hmm then Congress is out of the question, I guess I will settle for the Senate. Now once they pass term limit restrictions, then I will look elsewhere.

I don't know Engnr there are options to compensate for the ammo limitation. You could line them up and see how much over-penetration you get, or believe in the Chinese proverb "shā yī jǐng bǎi" "Kill one to warn a hundred" and see if you can't get some results in Washington for a change!

 

[Engnr]

Oooh, forgot about the penetration aspect. If I can get armor piercing rounds, line them up 4 or 5 deep. Just can't shoot them in the head, way too think headed for good penetration.

 

[JohnnyK]

Why the 1 clown?

Thanks LeJerk - but now I don't feel like telling the punchline anymore.

I do appreciate your help though.

 

[little P]

1. Would first use it to rob a bank. - No bullets fired (hopefully) *100 rounds left*

2. Take money and buy more ammo. And Grenades. And RPG's. *10,000 rounds left*

3. Hunt down every paedo, child killer and rapist and kill them all. *10 rounds left*

4. Go back to bank. Rob again for money. (no bullets fired hopefully, but got 10 just in case) *10 rounds left?*

5. Buy more ammo. Buy attachments. Go back and finish off the ones I missed because I didn't have a Bipod the last time. *4,879 rounds left*

6. Now might be a good time to use the get out of jail free card.

7. Sell gun and remaining ammo to Russians, go to Mcdonalds and buy cheeseburger (and fries).

8. Use last of money to pay off debts, then go treat everyone to an ice cream.

 

[Kenadian]

Thanks LeJerk - but now I don't feel like telling the punchline anymore.

I do appreciate your help though.

I took it to mean that he would kill 99 other Canadians beside the one clown who is supposedly me or that 99 Canadians is the equivalent of 1 clown.

Either way I'm sure I fit in there somewhere.

 

[JohnnyK]

The answer to LeJerk's question is "See, noone cares about 99 Canadiens".

 

[Kenadian]

You're a bit of a d1ck Johnny, are you aware of this?

I'd offer to give you a hug but I think it would only upset you more; me being Canadian and all

 

[JohnnyK]

So you're telling me my standup would falter in Canada?

Anyway, I only make fun of those I secretly adore.

 

[Kenadian]

If you can stand up against rotten tomatoes being pummeled at you all the while hot-boxing dope fumes then maybe you have a chance lol.

 

[LeJerk]

Why didn't you feel like telling the punchline anymore? I set it up for you.

 

[JohnnyK]

My violent moodswings kicked in.

But truth be told - it felt too cheap, your smiley gave away that you knew that joke (well, I assume you know the more sinister original one).

 

[bbob]

One cannot mention more sinister originals without at least telling a man what to google.