Gta v

[Shilka]

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I tried... and failed.

hmmm, might give the fire truck a go...

 

[Engnr]

I ran over 5 penitentiary guards last night and all of the sudden I was surrounded by cops which promptly shot me while I was still in my car. Bastards. Jez rolled her eyes at me too.

 

[Shilka]

I've got the same problem when I try making a 30 car pile on the highway with the bulldozer...

 

[JohnnyK]

I just watched a movie in game and nearly pissed myself laughing.

"It's not a horse, it's my life"

 

[Engnr]

Don't play "bumper blimp". :icon_eek:

 

[mondo]

I've got the same problem when I try making a 30 car pile on the highway with the bulldozer...

You get a 30 police car pile up I guess? First thing we should do when we get online is get all the cars, put them in a pile then blow them up.

The most I've managed is about 15, by stealing busses and then using them to block off a section of motor way. I think if we got a few people to help out we might be able to catch us 30 or 40 cars, block them in and then blow the lot. I'm not sure if it can be found in multiplayer but that heavy lift helicopter and a few rail cars would help.

 

[Shilka]

Well, the buldozer is great for the purpose, as you can use the shovel to lift the cars and flip them upside down. Makes sure they don't drive off
I must say I'm impressed with the amount of cars the game can handle. Much more traffic, and if you make a traffic jam the traffic on the opposite lane keeps flowing, unlike in gta IV where if you 'd stop like 15 cars all the traffic would disappear...

 

[Engnr]

What, no rubber necking! Talk about an unrealistic game, jeez.....

 

[mondo]

Yeah, the freeways have lots of cars on them but they tend to bugger off when you open up on them with a grenade launcher.

In other news, I finished the main missions. 41m dollars on each character, now time for the assassination missions and fiddling the stock market to make my billion. Already made about 9m per character just buying shares at the right time.

 

[Engnr]

Daddy war bucks!

 

[LeJerk]

I want to join a crew, but FRAGLARD or whatever it's called sounds dumb...

 

[mondo]

Blame Rockstar for not allowing tard. Think of another name which people like and it can be changed.

 

[little P]

What about as Duke suggested, changing the 'T' to a 7 or something? It is pretty stupid that they allow you to clamp jump leads to someones nipples and fry them but ooooooh no you can't possibly have "tard" in your name.

 

[mondo]

Well there is a problem...you can't edit the name or tag. If you want to create a new one go ahead. Remember to invite everyone though

 

[Shilka]

I like the name. Perhaps it's becuase I'm 40% lard myself

 

[Shilka]

Finally made it through the first tutorial race, and finished the tutorial missions.

Here's me in MP, closest I could get to my avatar

 

[mondo]

So you're up for some MP tonight? I want to try out the free roam type stuff with a few people before doing the other stuff.

Didn't you have a beard?

 

[little P]

Oh my days the online is awesome...

 

[JohnnyK]

I have not managed to get online, not even with a temp character.

 

[Shilka]

Just keep dashboarding and retrying untill that darn first tutorial race loads properly, after that you should be home free...

Here's me with little P in the background, we managed to rob some stores and lose more money then we gained in the process, lol